ʻO wai ka mea makemake ʻole e hoʻāla ʻia pēlā i ke kakahiaka? ʻAe, a he wahine ʻōpio hoʻi. ʻAʻole wau e kaupalena iaʻu iho i kona lae wale nō, ʻoiaʻiʻo wau e hoʻopaʻa iā ia i ka anus. Ma muli o koʻu ʻike ʻana i kahi ʻike o kāna anus i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia i ka wikiō.
ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.
Makemake nā Hookers e lawelawe i nā mea kūʻai aku no ke kālā. ʻAʻole lākou manaʻo i ka mea a lākou e omo ai a pehea lākou e hoʻopaʻa ʻia ai. ʻO ka helehelena uʻi ka hōʻailona o ka uʻi. Makemake nā moa e kūʻai aku i ko lākou nani. A ʻo ka mea nui loa, ʻai lākou i ka cum ma hope o ʻeono. Ha-ha-ha!