He niho momona ko ke keiki. E hoʻokuʻu i kou poke i waho, e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe kahi dick maoli ma waena o kou mau wāwae. ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia e hana nui e pili ana i ia mea, ua ʻike ʻia nā mea a pau nona ka ʻāpana pulu. Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, e pīpī wau i kēlā helehelena nani - pono nā ʻohana e pale iā lākou iho.
ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
Aia ʻoukou ma ʻaneʻi