He manaʻo maikaʻi loa ia no ka mea nona ka hale ʻaina e waiho i kāna wahine ma hope o ke keʻena. Hele mai ka poe kuai. ʻAe, ua koi mau ka wahine nymphomaniac i ka nānā ʻana, akā i kēia manawa ua maikaʻi ia no ka ʻoihana. ʻO kāna mau hiʻohiʻona ma ka ʻoihana mau, kūʻai ʻia ke kofe a me ka waiʻona, a loaʻa i kāna mau mea maʻamau. Hiki i ka barista ke kaulana inā ʻaʻole manaʻo kāna kāne.
Inā lawe ʻo ia i kāna moa nui no kēlā me kēia hewa a hoʻokomo iā ia i kāna kaikamahine, ke kānalua nei au i ka nui o kāna uku iā ia? A i ʻole i nā lā e like me kēia, e kapa ʻia ʻo ia nā lā nānā, ʻokoʻa ka uku? Eia naʻe, ʻo wai ka mea e kūʻē i kēlā nani, ka mea i lilo i loea nui ʻaʻole wale i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe, akā i ka moena. Me ia mau talena e loaʻa iā ia kahi hana ma kahi ʻē aʻe - me nā lima mai ko lākou mau lima!
ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole hoʻohāhā ke kino iaʻu! Maikaʻi ke ʻole e hoʻomake i ka anus maʻamau i hoʻomohala ʻia. A me ka nui o ka pololi!